: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have demons in me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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