I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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