Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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