"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
No subtext here. People are naked.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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