why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
