i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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