just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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