what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can't turn off my feet"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
