I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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