Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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