I can tuck mytits in my pants
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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