This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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