summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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