why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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