Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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