She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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