yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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