I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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