i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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