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Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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