so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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