butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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