Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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