I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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