Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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