"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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