4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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