I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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