Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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