real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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