I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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