I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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