Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
