Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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