They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.