Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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(770): View more from Georgia

and technically it was a rebound

(407): View more from Florida

so lol

(770): View more from Georgia

and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.

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(415): View more from California

sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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(216): View more from Ohio

it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.

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