I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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