how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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