I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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