Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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