what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Everclear isn't food dammit
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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