You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
