Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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