We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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