I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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