I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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