So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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