in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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