i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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