with your own penis?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize