Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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