White coat. Heels.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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