did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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