As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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