ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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