So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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