Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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